Liberty for All Dogs (and Rabbits)

Hi, Mom.

I know that you wanna be a conqueror and make a despotic state.

I have to fight for a democratic state, here in this house.

Mom: "I think you watch CNN with Papa too much."

Mom, you can apologize now.

Mom: "I'm sorry, but I won't apologize for anything."

I see. I'm sorry for your decision.

****** Next day *******

Hello, everybody~.

My speech will be short.

Attention, please. I'm here for our freedom!

I'm sorry, Mom.

But I have to.

Thank you very much for your attention.

My name is Bobby Lee and I'm the sheriff and a dog here in Ebisu 2-chome.

My Mom used a weapon on me and I was abused by it.

We — I mean all dogs and cats and even rabbits — have to be free from any weapon.

And we all have to have freedom and justice.

Yes! Mom must be arrested!

Aieee, is that you Mom?

Mom: "Yes, I'm here. Continue your story!"

Mom: "Who is going to give you food, a warm place and love then?"

You! Can't you?

Mom: "You are so foolish. Get in to the room if you want me."

Mom: "Not only that, you are saying stupid stuff. Anyway, no one here is listening, no cats, 

no dogs, and no rabbits either."

"Mom. You are mean, really mean ... but I think I should obey you ..."

Dismissed!

Hi, Mom.

It was all a joke, all right?

I just wanted to play ...

I was like Winston Churchill, right?

Mom: "No!"

Mom: "You said that I should have been arrested."

No, no no.

Papa: "I told you that you and me cannot win against Mom."

Papa, you are right.

I won't fight with Mom anymore.

I'm tired ... Zzzzz

Oh, anyway, this is the weapon which Mom threw at me.

Mr. K gave it to her.

When I do something bad, she throws it at me.

I hope that Mom doesn't do it anymore.

I have to be a good boy.

Mom: "See, Mr. K's advice was correct."