On Demand 24/7

I don't have much time today since Mom is saying that she has to do some other things.

So I'll show you my 'on demand' pee-pee and doo-doo time.

When Mom says 'pee-pee', it's time to do pee-pee.

And when she says 'doo-doo', it's time to do doo-doo.

Here we go!

MATSURI (Festival)

We saw a Mikoshi group passing in front of our house and I joined them for a while.

I like Matsuri!

Wakiki, Here I Come!

Yahoo~, yippee. A big wave is coming in.

Bobby Lee's friend 'Rabbirin': "What are you doing?"

Blup-blup, blub-blub.

'Rabbirin': "You look really silly."

What did you say, Rabbirin?!

I'm practicing surfing since Tokko gave me a surfer outfit.

I'm going to become a surfer boy.

Mom said that surfer boys are very attractive to girls.

So I can't play with you anymore since the girls will be lining up to play with me.

'Rabbirin': 'Pooh~, that sounds great! Har-har."

I should ignore her.

Mom, give me the costume.

Mom: "Yes, sir, Bobby Lee."

See Rabbirin, this is the killer word for girls.

From the side is also very cool, right?

'Rabbirin': "Ha-ha-ha, you look like a circus clown, very funny!"

Tokko, take me to Hawaii.

I'm ready for many many many girls.

Tokko: "OK! Are you sure that you wanna have many many many girls rather than your sweet Rabbrin?"

'Rabbirin': "Are you really gonna leave me alone, Bobby Lee?"

Rabbirin ...

Do you wanna come with me?

Tokko, could I take Rabbirin with me?

Tokko: "Bobby Lee, you can't find girls when you are with your girlfriend. It's a basic rule."

Tokko: "Well, I think I'll have to cancel your flight to Hawaii. You can't leave her alone, right?"

Rabbirin ...

'Rabbirin': "You made the right decision."

Rabbirin, you messed up my surfer boy career.

I am always tricked by girls!

Now you have to play with me!

'Rabbirin': "Oh, no. I was just joking. You should have gone with Tokko!"

Rabbirin, you have to play!

Your life depends on it! My new name is

Bobby Lee the Golden Wolf!

Mom Is My Judge

I~'m thirsty.

Slurp-slurp.

Ugh, gee, now I need to go to Japanese-style toilet.

Hurry hurry.

It's challenge time.

Go out by using my special door ...

But no camera for my time, please.

Whoosh psss hiss hoosh ...

Mom! I'm finished.

Check this, please.

Mom: "OK, wait. I'm coming."

Mom, I'm waiting.

Mom: "I'm coming."

Mom: "Yes, I'm here now. Let's me see ..."

Mom, I think I did quite good, right?

*****

Mom is judging my accuracy on the target in the small tiny little Japanese-style toilet which is made for a little tiny small Japanese pocket dog.

Can you see the spot of mine? 

It is not easy, I'll tell you.

*****

Mom: "OK, I'll give you the score."

Yes, Mom.

Mom: "9 points. Quite good."

Unfair.

It should be 10 ...

Mom: "Well, three drops are outside. But OK, you did good. I'll change the score.

It's 10!"

Woof!

Hey, cat over there, I got score 10 today!

Why don't you come up and look at mine.

Cat: "You and your Mom are totally crazy!"

I'm shocked.

Mom, are we?

Mom: "No, Bobby Lee. The cat was just joking. She said that she respects your manners ... she ... she said ... that you are cool!"

Mom, I'm glad to hear that. Actually, I like her too.

Portrait of the artist as a young dog

Today, I'll show my art, although it is not good as my bro Jimmy Mac's art yet.

This is it.

Title is 'SNOW'.

I imaged white snow which I saw last winter.

I want to present this art to Mom make her feel cool since here in Tokyo is very hot.

I always think about dear Mom.

Mom: "What a naughty boy! You can't play with the toilet paper!"

Mom? It's art ... and it's for you.

Why are you mad at me ...

You laughed a lot and praised Jimmy Mac' art.

I thought you would praise me too ...

The Art of Jimmy Mac

I won't do anything anymore for Mom.

I don't like you~

Mom: "Oh, Bobby Lee. Thank you for your ... for your ... feeling!"

Mom: "Don't get perverse like this. I love you."

Did you say 'you love me'?

Show me the proof.

Here is an empty bowl, Mom.

Mom: "Forget about that!"

Tut ...

Doomed Bromance

Papa, I love you.

Papa: "Bobby Lee, I love you too."

I love you I love you I love you ...

Mom: "What are you doing?!"

Gasp ...

Mom: "I didn't know that you have that kind of relationship."

Papa, what shall we do?

Papa: "Did she see us?"

YES!!!

Mom, I didn't know that you were there.

Hello, Mom ... hee-hee-hee 

Mom: "I'm shocked. I need to rest."

Mom, you are wrong.

Mom: "I don't think so."

Mom, I'm not that type.

I'm a straight guy.

Mom: "I actually wondered when I saw these kind of scenes."

or

Mom: I should have known much before ...

Papa, help me ...

Papa: "Bobby Lee, I feel the day that Mom will dump us is coming soon."