The making of a 'mother's boy'

Zzzz...

Mom: "Don't you think that you sleep too much?"

What, Mom?

Mom: "Why don't you show some performance for your blog fans?"

Oh, Mom, my fans are only you, Papa, Debbie and Tokko, and they can wait until I get up.

Zzzz...

Mom: "Bobby Lee! Show us something good!"

Well, OK. If you say so, then I have to do this.

Mom: "What are you doing?"

I'm doing performance, Mom.

This is a yoga pose -- it's called 'sea otter'.

Mom: "You are a totally lazy boy."

OK, then this.

This is my special "BANZAI" pose.

Mom: "You just stretched your legs!"

Mom, maybe you think so, but this is actually quite a difficult pose.

Take a shot from my right. You'll see then.

Mom: "I don't get it."

Mom, move. I'm doing an extra long "BANZAI" now -- quick quick!

See?

Mom: "I don't get it at all. DO something better!"

 I'm sleepy, Mom. Could you please just leave me alone?

Mom: "Well, that's OK. I was going to give you a good treat, 

but I'll forget about that. Go to sleep."

!!

Mom, Mom! Wait!

Look at this.

This is a dead dog.

How's this?

Mom: "You are really vulgar."

I thought that was funny ...

Mom, take me for a walk.

Then I can do something better.

Mom: "OK, now you have to show really good performance."

Wow!

Mom, I'll do 'sit'.

Let's go.

Mom: "Are you joking?"

Heh-heh.

Mom, then say 'hand'.

Mom: "OK, 'hand!'"

Ponk.

Mom: "Is that all?"

Yes, this is all. I did my best, Mom.

Mom: "I should blame you for your poor performance, but you are so sweet, Bobby Lee my boy."

He-he-he.

Boys' day out

Papa, I need to talk.

Papa: "What, Bobby Lee?"

I wanna talk in secret.

I wanna go girl hunting.

Papa: "Did you say that you wanna go girl hunting?!"

Heh-hehe ...

Papa: "It's a secret from Mom. But OK. Let's go tomorrow."

Papa: "It's a secret between you and me, OK?"

Heh-heh .. OK, Papa.

**** Next day ****

Papa: "Here is a hot spot for girl hunting for both of us. Look carefully."

I am.

Look at that white cute dog. She makes my mouth water.

Papa: "You can't go to her before we find mine."

Hey, she's good for you, isn't she?!

Papa: "No, she is walking with four legs. I need a girl walking with two legs, Bobby Lee."

Papa, I'm getting tired. We've been standing here for more than an hour.

Papa: "Well, my back hurts. Let's go to the park to rest. I need a bench"

Papa: "I think that we failed."

Wow, the cute brown girl gave me a wink! I wanna go.

Papa: "You would actually leave me alone?!"

I should have not asked Papa ...

Er, I wanna go home to see Mom.

It's not fun with an old man.

Papa: "I was young once, like you ..."

 Mom, I'm home. Mom, I'm hungry.

Mom: "I know what you did with Papa today and I won't give you any treats today. 

And he's going to be in the dog house with you!!"

Mom ...