I Need a Fix!

Mom:

"Hey, Bobby Lee, you remember the sweet boy who came here the other day with his beautiful mom -- they are coming to cheer you up for your competition next Sunday with his papa. And he believes that you will be a champion at the competition!"

Bobby Lee:

"What?! What did you say, Mom?"

Mom:

"R-kun is coming to see you become the CHAMPION!"

"You should be proud that he thinks you are a strong, smart dog."

Bobby Lee:

"Well ... No problem. I'll be the champion, of course."

Next day...

Bobby Lee:

"I have to go to see the guys at Roppongi. They will help me."

"They will sell me a super drug to be strong and smart."

I have to hurry up!

Bobby Lee:

"Mom, could you please go home first. I need to have some men's talk."

Mom:

"OK ..."

Bobby Lee:

"Hello, guys ... well ... I think I'm asking the right person."

Black guys:

"Who are you?"

"My name is Bobby Lee and I have a serious problem. I have to be the champion next Sunday and I need your help. Well, I mean ... I mean ... I need a drug to get strong and smart, man ... like you. Could you please sell me one? Only one is enough, please. Sir."

Two guys:

"Well, do you have gifts for us?"

Bobby Lee:

"I have this ball. I have only one, but both of you can play with this ... Sir."

The right guy:

"What do you want?"

The left guy:

"The police are coming ... You have to be on leash."

Bobby Lee:

"The drug, Sir." (in a small voice)

The right guy:

"OK, OK. You walk to Hiroo Shopping Street and there is a shop selling it. You have to ask for an 'energy bar,' but it is usually not sold to dogs, but give them my name and they will sell you one."

Two guys:

"Good luck"

The right guy:

"Oh, you should wear something cool, like what cool guys wear."

Bobby Lee:

"Thank you very much, Sir. Thank you."

****

Next day ...

Bobby Lee:

"Mom, didn't you have any better clothes for this important day?"

Mom:

"You look cool!"

Bobby Lee:

"Mom, could you wait around here?"

Bobby Lee:

"I'll go."

Bobby Lee:

"No police man ..."

Bobby Lee:

"I found it! Excuse me ... Hello someone ..."

Bobby Lee:

"No one is answering me ..."

Green tree:

"Hey you, dog. You should give up. It's sold out. A small girl came and bought the last one a minute ago."

Bobby Lee:

"What?! ... Thank you Green Tree ... I'm shocked ... What shall I do now."

Bobby Lee:

"I have to pray ... anyway."

I hope that the God understands doggie language ...

Maybe I'm sick ... I think I need to stay in the hospital for a week.

Mom:

"Hey, Bobby Lee! I have been waiting for a long time!"

Bobby Lee:

"Hi, Mom. I have a confession."

Bobby Lee:

"Tell you the truth. I have no confidence at all that I'll be able to be the champion."

Mom:

"Are you serious??"

"My boy is always my champion. What are you worrying?"

"I and Papa and R-kun love you even you are not the champion and are last place like the other day."

Bobby Lee:

"Mom, are you sure?"

Mom:

"Sure!"

Bobby Lee:

"Wow! Then let's go home and eat! I'm hungry ..."

I wanna come back on the blog!

Please forgive my Mom who had not written about me for a long time.

I'm alive.

And I'll be back soon after Mom find out when was the last of my story.

Too many things happened.

No boots for the four-footed friend

I have an old friend.

I haven't seen him for almost two years ... 

But I like him and I'm checking his mom's blog everyday.

And I found this.

I want the cool shoes!

He looks cool, doesn't he?

I asked Mom to buy me the same shoes that he has.

Mom, please buy me the same shoes.

I need them for walking in this asphalt jungle!

Mom: "You don't need them. We don't have money to spend on you anymore!"

Please buy them, please!

I'll work hard.

Mom: "No way, Jose!"

Papa, you'll buy me my shoes, right?

Papa: "I don't have any money. Ask Mom."

Mom: "We don't have money."

....

I really thought about running away from home.

But even for that, I wanted to have shoes.

Walking barefoot sounds barbaric. Like a beast! 

Papa, please buy them for me, please.

Papa: "I'll buy them for you if I have money, but all money in this house is managed by Mom. Sorry, Bobby Lee, I have to clean this air conditioner since we can't buy a new one."

I didn't want to ask Mom since I knew that she wouldn't say yes.

I wanted to became a rich man's boy, but reality is hard to change.

So I finally decided to borrow the shoes from Mom.

Mom, can I borrow your shoes, then?

Mom: "Of course!"

Okey-dokey...

Mom: "What did you say?"

Nothing, Mom.

Papa, put it on my foot.

Papa: "I'm sorry but how?"

I can't believe Papa!

He didn't know how to put the shoes on me!

I'm depressed.

I don't need anybody!

I'll put them on by myself!

It is quite difficult ...

Maybe this way?

Or this way ...

I can't!!

I don't like you!

Mom: "Bobby Lee, sweetie, I'll put them on you."

Are you sure?

Mom: "Yes!"

OK, Mom, then, please.

I said so, but I didn't expect very much from her.

BUT!

Look at me!

How is this!

Mom: "You look great!"

I was so happy!

But after a while, I found out that they were too big and only two are not enough for me.

Papa, I need two more!

Papa: "Do you want my shoes?"

No, I want the same ones!

Papa: "Bobby Lee, I'll tell you the truth ... You look like a circus clown."

I tried to walk with them even though he said that, but then I realized that Papa was right.

I gave up and I decided to ask Ton-kun next time to give me a set.

He's a nice guy ... I think he will ...

That's my dream shoes story.

End

My misspent youth

Mom, what's that?

Mom: "I think that's you, boy."

Papa, that's not me, right? 

He seems like a lazy puppy.

 

Papa: "I think that's you."

Oh, no! Are you sure?

Mom and Papa: "Yes, we're sure."

******

Hi, Old Bobby Lee, I'm pretty cute Bobby Lee.

I'm nearly 3 months old.

Do you have any complaints about me?

Old Bobby Lee: Are you really Bobby Lee?

Yes! My name is Bobby Lee. Now, I've become 3 months old.

Old Bobby Lee: Then show me some proof.

Puppy Bobby Lee: Proof? I have a bone that you liked.

Old Bobby Lee: Every dog has a bone. You're an impostor!

Puppy Bobby Lee: Mom is holding me. Hello, Old Bobby Lee.

Mom, what's that?

He's on your lap!!

Mom: "That's you."

Puppy Bobby Lee: I'm in Papa's arms now. You can't do that, can you.

That because you're way too big for them!

I feel gooooood!

Old Bobby Lee: "What's that?! Why are you holding that stupid puppy, Papa?"

Papa: "That's because you are so sweet."

Old Bobby Lee: I don't get it.

Can you do this yoga pose, then?

Puppy Bobby Lee: Yes, not only that but I can but also fit in the place!

Puppy Bobby Lee: Look at me, don't you remember this orange suit?

Old Bobby Lee: "That's mine! I liked that! 

Puppy Bobby Lee: I swim like a fish! Can you?

Old Bobby Lee: "Of course! Why are you asking me? I'm older!"

Puppy Bobby Lee: I like this pink pu-pu pig very much!

Old Bobby Lee: "That's my favorite!!! You killed the pink pu-pu pig!"

Puppy Bobby Lee: "You did!"

Puppy Bobby Lee: I love swimming with Mom.

Old Bobby Lee: Me too.

Old Bobby Lee: Can you do this?

Puppy Bobby Lee: You look really funny."

Old Bobby Lee: How about this?

Puppy Bobby Lee: "Oh no. Aren't you afraid of Mom? You are brave!"

Old Bobby Lee: Mom? Of course not. I'm a strong man!

Mom: "Oh yeah? Let's talk later Old Bobby Lee."

Old Bobby Lee: I can steal meat from the counter. How about you.

Puppy Bobby Lee: No, I can't reach it.

Old Bobby Lee: Mom says that my face hasn't changed since I was you."

Puppy Bobby Lee: Show me up close.

Old Bobby Lee: No, I don't need your opinion, I'm a cool strong adult and you are a little cute pretty pretty puppy.

 Puppy Bobby Lee: Well, if you say that you are cool strong adult, you must be able to down the stairs, right?

Old Bobby Lee: Well ... I ... I think that I want to 

end this conversation now.

I have to leave.  

Puppy Bobby Lee: I see. I should think about my future seriously ...

Old Bobby Lee: Hey, you. You don't have to worry your future.

You'll have a happy happy life with Mom and Papa even though you can't go down the stairs.

Puppy Bobby Lee: I'm glad to hear that.

Uuuu, I'm tired. Talking with puppy made me really sleepy.

Good night, Mom and Papa.

Zzzzz ...