It rained all day long.
Mom doesn't take me for a walk when it rains.
I hate it — boring.
We went to Nissin — a supermarket for their food.
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Papa, be careful ...
Papa: "Thank you very much you backseat driver, Bobby Lee."
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And I, of course, have to wait in the car while they go shopping.
That's OK, better than being left me alone at home.
But I was a bit sad when I saw that all bags are only for Mom and Papa ... nothing for me.
I felt again that I'm a dog.
After we came back from shopping, I asked Mom to play with me.
Mom said "Play by yourself!"
That's what she said.
Mom, you said 'play by yourself,' right?
Actually, I got mad, since I not only couldn't go for a walk
but also no one would play with me.
That's OK ...
I can play alone.
So I decided to play. Badly.
Look at me.
I can play without you.
Even this.
I'll kill this snake.
Mom, are you watching?
Mom: "I don't mind. Do more!"
I don't like you, Mom.
Mom: "Fine!"
Mom ... are you saying that seriously?
Mom: "Yes."
Mom's comment: See his mouth ... he is a funny boy.
Then I got really sad but I decided to do something really bad for her.
How's this, Mom?
Mom: I might dump you, OK?"
Wait, wait, wait!
I'm sorry, Mom.
I was wrong. I'm sorry.
Look at this!
I'll show you a very funny yoga pose, look!
I'll even make a funny face with the pose.
How's this?
You like this, right?
Mom, please, please forgive me.
Mom: "OK, you are so funny — I'll forgive you if you give me a ride."
What?
You want that?
Mom: "Yes, yes!"
Mom: "I forgive you, Bobby Lee."
Mom, isn't this sexual harassment?
Mom: "No, this is just a practice for escape when a disaster strikes."
I see. I see.
That's good. I'm relieved.
(Mom's comment: Can you see the green snake hair in his teeth?)
Oh, Bobby Lee, you killed that snake good, real good. And then you tried to eat the door?! Your teeth are very very impressive.
ReplyDeleteYour yoga poses are fantastic.
I love you -- but be a good boy!
Today I pulled DMF badly on a walk. I saw two dogs off-leash playing with a tennis ball in the middle of the street. I just wanted to join them -- to play with them. But she would not let me. She's no fun. She's a spoilsport.
But I am trying to be good. She keeps talking about the two of us (me and DMF) being brave and strong like Pop-pop. She's a broken record.
But you are very entertaining.
Be good big boy!
Jimmy ... Papa threw the snake away! He is mean! (Mom is saying that because he thought that snake was dangerous.)
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