Hi, Mom.
I know that you wanna be a conqueror and make a despotic state.
I have to fight for a democratic state, here in this house.
Mom: "I think you watch CNN with Papa too much."
Mom, you can apologize now.
Mom: "I'm sorry, but I won't apologize for anything."
I see. I'm sorry for your decision.
****** Next day *******
Hello, everybody~.
My speech will be short.
Attention, please. I'm here for our freedom!
I'm sorry, Mom.
But I have to.
Thank you very much for your attention.
My name is Bobby Lee and I'm the sheriff and a dog here in Ebisu 2-chome.
My Mom used a weapon on me and I was abused by it.
We — I mean all dogs and cats and even rabbits — have to be free from any weapon.
And we all have to have freedom and justice.
Yes! Mom must be arrested!
Aieee, is that you Mom?
Mom: "Yes, I'm here. Continue your story!"
Mom: "Who is going to give you food, a warm place and love then?"
You! Can't you?
Mom: "You are so foolish. Get in to the room if you want me."
Mom: "Not only that, you are saying stupid stuff. Anyway, no one here is listening, no cats,
no dogs, and no rabbits either."
"Mom. You are mean, really mean ... but I think I should obey you ..."
Dismissed!
Hi, Mom.
It was all a joke, all right?
I just wanted to play ...
I was like Winston Churchill, right?
Mom: "No!"
Mom: "You said that I should have been arrested."
No, no no.
Papa: "I told you that you and me cannot win against Mom."
Papa, you are right.
I won't fight with Mom anymore.
I'm tired ... Zzzzz
Oh, anyway, this is the weapon which Mom threw at me.
Mr. K gave it to her.
When I do something bad, she throws it at me.
I hope that Mom doesn't do it anymore.
I have to be a good boy.
Mom: "See, Mr. K's advice was correct."
















Hello Sheriff Bobby Lee of Ebisu,
ReplyDeleteYou are very bold to even consider arresting your dear Mom. She is The Secret Weapon. Be careful. Don't cross her. Watch your step -- especially on your balcony. I jump quite high vertically -- right in front of my gate when people start to come in -- especially delivery men. I'm the Sheriff of Middlefield Road. You are the Sheriff and most important...the Blogger Extraordinaire.
Be good. Watch out for flying chains.