I see, I see ...
My people eat such delicious stuff ...
Slurp-slurp.
Mom is on the phone and Papa is working.
Lucky!
No one knows ... I'll stop before Mom comes.
Woops.
Hi, Mom.
I didn't do anything wrong.
I'm good boy.
I can sit down like a police dog.
What's wrong?
Mom: "Didn't you lick my yoghurt, Bobby LEE???"
I said, "NO, NO, NO, Mom."
Papa came up to my place ... and he started cross-examining me.
Papa: "Hi, Bobby Lee. Why have you got white on your nose?"
I pretended I was asleep.
Zzzzzz ...
Is he still there?
He pestered me with questions.
I was hoping that he would leave me alone ...
I now know the taste of their stuff.
I think I can find chances again soon.
Heh heh heh.
Dear Bobby Lee,
ReplyDeleteWelcome to S&S -- the club of big boys who surf and steal. You look emaciated in that first photo under 'Slurp, Slurp.' I think your Mom and Dad are not feeding you adequately. You are burning more calories doing the Chuckit than they are giving you. Perhaps more kibble or you will have to do some S&S.
Be vigilant!
Opportunistically yours,
Jimmy Mac