A Career Idea

Mom, I wanna become a celebrity.

Mom: "What?! Why?"

I heard that a celebrity has a lot of money.

I wanna make money to buy more balls and treats!

Mom: "Oh, well ... What can you do to become a celebrity?"

I can make pose for pictures!

Mom: "OK, then show me."

Mom: "Look toward this side."

Yes, Mom.

Mom: "Now this side."

How's this, Mom?

Mom: "OK, now, look straight."

Yes.

Mom: "OK, now smile."

Heh-heh.

Mom: "Good. Now do some ad-lib."

What does ad-lib mean, Mom?

Mom: "Do something without my command."

OK, I'll show this.

Mom, I'm tired. 

Mom: "Hey, you can't be a celebrity without being able 

to wait for a long time. You failed."

Papa, I don't like Mom.

Papa: "She likes to tease boys, but actually she is quite nice, Bobby Lee."

While I was asleep, someone gave me a ball.

Did Mom do this for me?