Wednesday, February 22, 2012

Reporting from Berkeley, I'm Jimmy Mac.

Hi, everybody, I'm Jimmy Mac — today's reporter from the Berkeley Hills branch.
I'll broadcast Hill's news today.
Hey, camera OK?

Bobby Lee's Mom: "Jimmy, thank you very much ... and I'm sorry to say this ...
but this is not for a TV show ... only a blog, and the number of people who
see it is in the single digits ..."

Oh, well ... I see
I'm shocked ... OK, never mind.
Let's go!

Here, Berkeley Hills had been very safe, but recently there was a murder and I heard that some houses were broke into.
So I have been patrolling around the neighborhood much more carefully than before.
And I bark when it is necessary -- moreover, if I felt danger to Mom, I'd certainly bite, although I've never bitten anybody.
I have to protect Mom ... that is my first priority.

OK, I'll show you my family ...
Come on~

Here we are.
Mom, Bobby Lee's Papa, Aunt A, my cousin A, and Mom's brother M.
Bobby Lee's Mom is the cameraman.

Let's go to the crime scene.


Hey, come on!

Here!

Bobby Lee's Mom: "Jimmy, what is the crime?

Oh, well ... let me think ...
I'll report about that later ...
Mom, could you throw me a ball?

Wow, I'm so happy to have all of you here.
Could you throw the ball again?
Woof, woof, wooooof!

Could you throw the frisbee next?

Jimmy's Mom: "Jimmy, we are waiting for the story about the crime."

What?
Was there any crime?
Did I say that?

All: "Yes, you said so, that's why we are here!"

Well, OK.
A bad dog came here and dug up the earth and made a hole.
It is prohibited.
So don't just worry about murderers and thieves. 
Be careful when you walk in this park because there are holes.
This is the end of the report from the Berkeley Hills branch.

Let's go home.
My din-din time!

All: "Aaaah, what is this!"

What?!

Jimmy's Mom: "Who did this?!"

I saw ... I saw Bobby Lee's Papa doing it ...

Papa: "Jimmy, did you say that I did it?"

Maybe no ... not Papa-san ...

Mom: "I know who did this, Jimmy ... a bad dog, right?

Mom, I'm not a bad dog ...

Bobby Lee's Mom: "Jimmy did it!"

Maybe ... I did.
I wanna go hide in a hidey-hole ...
I'm sorry, Mom ...

All: "That's OK, you are a good dog and we all love you very much!"

Well, I'm Jimmy Mac, from Berkeley ...
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2 comments:

  1. Jimmy Mac,
    This is fantastic reporting and photos. Bobby Lee will be so happy to know that you are doing a great job in the Berkeley Hills. On patrol

    Bobby Lee, your Mom and Dad miss you beaucoup! But they are being very brave and helpful with all that there is to do.

    Yesterday they got you some special treats and toys. You are not making them stupid.
    You are making them Brave, Brave, Brave.

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  2. My older bro. Jimmy Mac,
    I'm very sorry that I didn't write you back much earlier.
    Are you still patrol the Berkeley Hills?
    Please take care of your Mom, DMF.
    She is a kindest lady in the world -- that my Mom told me.
    So, you are happiest guy!
    I got the same treats as you ... I like all of them!

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