Mom, what's that?
Mom: "I think that's you, boy."
Papa, that's not me, right?
He seems like a lazy puppy.
Papa: "I think that's you."
Oh, no! Are you sure?
Mom and Papa: "Yes, we're sure."
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Hi, Old Bobby Lee, I'm pretty cute Bobby Lee.
I'm nearly 3 months old.
Do you have any complaints about me?
Old Bobby Lee: Are you really Bobby Lee?
Yes! My name is Bobby Lee. Now, I've become 3 months old.
Old Bobby Lee: Then show me some proof.
Puppy Bobby Lee: Proof? I have a bone that you liked.
Old Bobby Lee: Every dog has a bone. You're an impostor!
Puppy Bobby Lee: Mom is holding me. Hello, Old Bobby Lee.
Mom, what's that?
He's on your lap!!
Mom: "That's you."
Puppy Bobby Lee: I'm in Papa's arms now. You can't do that, can you.
That because you're way too big for them!
I feel gooooood!
Old Bobby Lee: "What's that?! Why are you holding that stupid puppy, Papa?"
Papa: "That's because you are so sweet."
Old Bobby Lee: I don't get it.
Can you do this yoga pose, then?
Puppy Bobby Lee: Yes, not only that but I can but also fit in the place!
Puppy Bobby Lee: Look at me, don't you remember this orange suit?
Old Bobby Lee: "That's mine! I liked that!
Puppy Bobby Lee: I swim like a fish! Can you?
Old Bobby Lee: "Of course! Why are you asking me? I'm older!"
Puppy Bobby Lee: I like this pink pu-pu pig very much!
Old Bobby Lee: "That's my favorite!!! You killed the pink pu-pu pig!"
Puppy Bobby Lee: "You did!"
Puppy Bobby Lee: I love swimming with Mom.
Old Bobby Lee: Me too.
Old Bobby Lee: Can you do this?
Puppy Bobby Lee: You look really funny."
Old Bobby Lee: How about this?
Puppy Bobby Lee: "Oh no. Aren't you afraid of Mom? You are brave!"
Old Bobby Lee: Mom? Of course not. I'm a strong man!
Mom: "Oh yeah? Let's talk later Old Bobby Lee."
Old Bobby Lee: I can steal meat from the counter. How about you.
Puppy Bobby Lee: No, I can't reach it.
Old Bobby Lee: Mom says that my face hasn't changed since I was you."
Puppy Bobby Lee: Show me up close.
Old Bobby Lee: No, I don't need your opinion, I'm a cool strong adult and you are a little cute pretty pretty puppy.
Puppy Bobby Lee: Well, if you say that you are cool strong adult, you must be able to down the stairs, right?
Old Bobby Lee: Well ... I ... I think that I want to
end this conversation now.
I have to leave.
Puppy Bobby Lee: I see. I should think about my future seriously ...
Old Bobby Lee: Hey, you. You don't have to worry your future.
You'll have a happy happy life with Mom and Papa even though you can't go down the stairs.
Puppy Bobby Lee: I'm glad to hear that.
Uuuu, I'm tired. Talking with puppy made me really sleepy.
Good night, Mom and Papa.
Zzzzz ...
Dear Older Bobby Lee and Younger Bobby Lee,
ReplyDeleteYou are so cute, so sweet, so funny! You make me laugh -- I'm not cute, not sweet, not funny. You have a wonderful mom and papa. My mom is weird and my grandpa is not really here. He's here but not here. It's complicated.
Anyway you were the most adorable puppy I have ever seen. And I love your yoga pose and your big clean paws.
My mom has to concentrate on me and getting her life and finances in order before she gets too old and forgetful. So she cannot adopt your offspring. But if you have offspring, I'm sure they will find good families.
Be a good boy -- as always,
Your friend,
Jimmy Mac
P.S. I met a new dog in the little park. A small white female that had just been adopted one day ago. She and I chased the ball together. She likes me. She doesn't have a name yet.
Dear Jimmy Mac,
ReplyDeleteThank you very much for your nice comment!
You should realize that you are really lucky boy to have such a a wonderful mom. I have to go right now, but I will write again soon.
Your Bro
Bobby Lee