Boys' day out

Papa, I need to talk.

Papa: "What, Bobby Lee?"

I wanna talk in secret.

I wanna go girl hunting.

Papa: "Did you say that you wanna go girl hunting?!"

Heh-hehe ...

Papa: "It's a secret from Mom. But OK. Let's go tomorrow."

Papa: "It's a secret between you and me, OK?"

Heh-heh .. OK, Papa.

**** Next day ****

Papa: "Here is a hot spot for girl hunting for both of us. Look carefully."

I am.

Look at that white cute dog. She makes my mouth water.

Papa: "You can't go to her before we find mine."

Hey, she's good for you, isn't she?!

Papa: "No, she is walking with four legs. I need a girl walking with two legs, Bobby Lee."

Papa, I'm getting tired. We've been standing here for more than an hour.

Papa: "Well, my back hurts. Let's go to the park to rest. I need a bench"

Papa: "I think that we failed."

Wow, the cute brown girl gave me a wink! I wanna go.

Papa: "You would actually leave me alone?!"

I should have not asked Papa ...

Er, I wanna go home to see Mom.

It's not fun with an old man.

Papa: "I was young once, like you ..."

 Mom, I'm home. Mom, I'm hungry.

Mom: "I know what you did with Papa today and I won't give you any treats today. 

And he's going to be in the dog house with you!!"

Mom ...