I Walk the Line

Slurp-slurp

Mom: "Ah, you licked!"

What? I'm just looking at it. No licky.

Mom: "Didn't you?"

No, I didn't.

Slurp-slurp.

Mom: "I saw you sticking your tongue out."

No, I was just putting my heavy head on the table. No eaty.

Mom: Hmm?

Slurp-slurp.

Mom: "Yoo-hoo, you can't say 'no licky' and 'no eaty' 

with cottage cheese on your nose."

Mom, believe me, trust me.

Mom: "You big liar!"

Nyaah-nyaah-nyaah-nyaah-nyaah.

Mom: "I'll put the 'return' seal like Papa has on you!"

What does the 'return' seal mean?

Papa: "Well, Mom wants to send me overseas."

Are you going to be dumped by her?

Papa: "Bobby Lee, I might be dumped. Or I might be exchanged for some useful tool. 

That's what she says."

(The red seal says 'Return'.)

(The blue seal says 'Exchange'.)

Mom: "Since Papa was too troublesome, I'm thinking of shipping him overseas."

Papa, are you going to be shipped?

Papa: "Bobby Lee, take care of Mom if I'm gone."

Papa, I can't stand her without you. Don't leave me alone.

Papa: "You have to be a good boy. Otherwise you'll be dumped too."

Mom: "Hey, both of you, stop that soap opera."

Papa: "What?"

Mom: "I won't dump you. OK?"

Papa, we are saved this time.

We shouldn't make her mad ...

Papa: "I'm glad to be able to stay with you and Mom."

Papa and Me: "Never dump us, please!"